Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.{)ooo(}

 

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Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?


Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha

 

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Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

 

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Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko

 

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Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:

Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...

Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti

 

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Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

 

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QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.

Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.

After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!

 

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Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
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2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai.

Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message...

 

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Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main:

Q: What is you Father Name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life Line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend.

Kisko Call Karengy?

Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko

 

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Pathan ne Call Milai to aawaz aai:

Is Call k liye aapke paas Balance Na Kaafi Hai.


Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan.

Tum Se Baat Ho Jaye Bas Itna He Kaafi Hai.

 

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1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:

"Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai."

Pehle tha Nokia6610

Ab Hia.

Nokia2626

Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626

 

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Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha.
Aik din halwai na poocha.

Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho

Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai.

 

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Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?

Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?

Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.

Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.

 

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Ek Pathan ko kisi ne kaha Aftaari k waqat jo bhi Dua mango qabool hoti hai.


Pehle Rozay ki Aftaari k waqt Khan Sahab: Ya Allah! Subah Eid ho jaye

 

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Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai.

Khan: To Phir?

Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon.

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta

 

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Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is
BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100
Mang rahe ho?


Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.

 

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Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?




2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga...

 

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Teacher to Pathan Student: What is meant by
" I MISS YOU "








Pathan: is ka matlab hai:

"Main Tumhari Miss hon."

 

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PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge?

Taxi Driver: Rs.250!

Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay!

Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa!

Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...

 

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Khocha Khan apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha:

Major Rohail: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Khocha Khan: Yaar dukan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai.