Teen Aurtain Teen Kahaniyan: Hoorain

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Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​
Kaise hain TM wasio? kuch wajoohaat ki bina pe me ne articles likhnay se resign kr dia tha! per kuch pur khaloos logon ki farmaish pe aj phir apnay qalam ko uthanay ki jasarat kr rha hoon! Umeed krta hoon ap sb ko pasand aye ga!​
Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Hoorain
Abb se kaafi saal pehlay ki baat hai yakam january ki thanda din tha parinday chah chaha rhay thay k yak dam hospital se kisi bachi k ronay ki awaz ayi! hospital k kareeb baithay parinday darr k maaray urr kr bhaag gy! yh thein hamari Hoorain Apoo jo k nurse k hands me apna gala phaar phaar k ro rhein thein! Doctors ne check up kia tau pta chala k hoorain apoo k galay me speaker k sath sath woofers b fitted thay jis ki wajah se unki awaz itni oonchi thi k poora hospital sir pe utha lia tha :))
Waqt guzarta gya and saath saath hamari hoorain apoo MASHALLAH! se pooray 1 saal ki ho gaein! ALLAH bakhshay inki Marhoom Nakar-dadi (inki dadi ki dadi) kaha krtien thein Iss kurri jaisi shararti aur chalak bachi unhon ne aj tk nahi daikhi :p aur unhon ne he inhain Kachu masi k laqab se nawaza tha jo aj in ka dosra name hai!​
Aik saal ki umer me abb choonkay hoorain apoo chalna seikh chuki thein tau yh apni 11 number ki gaari pe uthtay sath pooray ghar k doray pe nikal jatein. Nasthay k baad aba ji k jootay chupa daina ta k woh office na ja skein and pichay se paani ka main nakla band kr daina ta k bartan na dhul skein inn ki pasandeeda sharartoon me se thein!​
Khanay me mosoofa desi ghee ka halwa and makhan k chupray huay parathay shokk se khatien thein aur bila mazaiqa 2 tau chatt kr jatien thein jaise yh aik rupee wali toffee jitnay halkay hain.​
Waqt guzarnay k saath saath hoorain apoo 3 saal ki ho gaein and abb gali muhallay me larkon k sath baqaida cricket khelnay lg gai. Kia gazab ki batsman thien! agarcha bat ulta pakrtein thein magar chakkay aise lgati jaise lara se training leti rhein hon gali k sab chotay chotay larkay inn se tang thay kyon k hamesha out honay pe rondi marti thein and bari na daitien thein. Chunachay aik din sb ne inhain mil k cricket khilanay se inkaar kr dia. jis k ra'de amal me inhon ne gali k larkon ki apnay ghar anay wali hr ball gayab kr di aur larkon ko inhain dobara se khilanay ka faisla krna para.​
Mosoof ko shuru se he kisi partner ki talash thi jo inn k sath mil k badmaashi kr skay! Yh khuwab hoorain apoo ka tb poora hua Jb ALLAH ne inhain aik pari jaisi bhen aayat se nawaza. Jis din aayat iss dunia me ayien smjho hoorain apoo ki tau dilli tammana poori ho gai! Uss din khushi k maaray hoorain apoo ne 2 kilo laddo and 1 kilo jaleebi noosh farmai! tb ja k kahein ghar walay kuch muhallay me baant skay!​
Waqt guzarnay k sath sath hoorain apoo ki sohbat me aayat b bhari ho gai! mil k gali k larkon ki balls chupa lena and out honay pe baari na daina inn ka shaiwa ban gya! aayat ne b dil lga k hoorain apoo se tamaam gurr seekhay and yh b kaafi trained badmaash ban gai!​
Mosoof leg pulling ki bachpan se maahir thein! aik baar jb yh 10 saal ki huien tau inhon ne pohri (seehri) lga k chatt pe charhna start kr dia ta k pooray muhallay pe nazar rakh skein! in ki issi aadat se tang aa k in ki big cousin aik din in k agay seehri pe khari ho gaein and inhain rasta nahi dia jis per inhon ne bechari ki leg pulling kr k unahin thru (kheinch) k pohri se neechay utar dia and tb se inhain leg pulling me kaamaal haasil hogya!​
TM pe anay k baad se inhon ne hr thread me apnay kamaalaat k johar dikhaye hain! and koi b bnda in ki leg pulling se na bach ska! yahan tk k tariq saeed and wasif safi bhai tau inn se baiqaada leg pulling ki classess letay thay!​
AJ MASHALLAH! hoorain apoo TM ka aik ehm hissa hain! jin k bghair TM ka hr baasi moo khol k baasiyaan leta hain and bore hota hai!​
Humari dua hai k yh Hamesha Khush rahein and hansti muskarati sb k chehron pe khushiyaan bikhairtien rahein! Ameen!​
Next On Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyaan: Nelly​
Waalikum Asslaam

hahahhahahahahha wah kia likha hai ap ne bht maza aaya parh k :p

aapa aurat @hoorain :eek:

choco bhaya poori kahani prhtay huay mere expressions :eek: ese n {(71)} ese thay :p

n ap konsa leg pulling mai kch kamm ho aur mere se konsa badla liya aap ne /:) aur tou aur bht sari tareefain b kar di :-w
 
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bhai tag ka bola tha :s[DOUBLEPOST=1361620858][/DOUBLEPOST]@Anokhi_Laadli[DOUBLEPOST=1361622343][/DOUBLEPOST]
@hoorain & @Nelly aurtein hein ???X_X mein tu old age gurlz samjhtaa raha...........{(suicide)}
koi ni abb tau pta chal gya na k yh teen aurtain hain! Aik hoorain apoo aik nelly apoo :p[DOUBLEPOST=1361622596][/DOUBLEPOST]
hahahha @hoorain u asi ti kia bachpan mein lol :p very well written @ChoCo :-bd
choty ho k zaror ek kamyab writer bano gye :p :D [DOUBLEPOST=1361613993][/DOUBLEPOST]
{(laugh)}
Chotay ho k me ne prado and lexus bn-na hai writer ni :p
 
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bhai tag ka bola tha :s[DOUBLEPOST=1361620858][/DOUBLEPOST]@Anokhi_Laadli[DOUBLEPOST=1361622343][/DOUBLEPOST]

koi ni abb tau pta chal gya na k yh teen aurtain hain! Aik hoorain apoo aik nelly apoo :p[DOUBLEPOST=1361622596][/DOUBLEPOST]

Chotay ho k me ne prado and lexus bn-na hai writer ni :p
{(popcorn)}
 

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Waalikum Asslaam

hahahhahahahahha wah kia likha hai ap ne bht maza aaya parh k :p

aapa aurat @hoorain :eek:

choco bhaya poori kahani prhtay huay mere expressions :eek: ese n {(71)} ese thay :p

n ap konsa leg pulling mai kch kamm ho aur mere se konsa badla liya aap ne /:) aur tou aur bht sari tareefain b kar di :-w
Shukran Shukran :p JAZAKALLAH! Apa k baray me likhtay huay boht maza ata because inn k baray me likhtay huay ap kuch b likh do yh mind ni krtien and aise article bht asha likha jata hai :p :p

;))
 
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wah @ChoCo esa lag raha ha jese ap hi @hoorain siso k wo big cousin thy..........
ainna kuch apko kese pata chala...............

bht acha likha ha......sply kuch kuch lines bht maze ki hain.........
 
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Asalam O Alaikum!​
Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​
Kaise hain TM wasio? kuch wajoohaat ki bina pe me ne articles likhnay se resign kr dia tha! per kuch pur khaloos logon ki farmaish pe aj phir apnay qalam ko uthanay ki jasarat kr rha hoon! Umeed krta hoon ap sb ko pasand aye ga!​
Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Hoorain
Abb se kaafi saal pehlay ki baat hai yakam january ki thanda din tha parinday chah chaha rhay thay k yak dam hospital se kisi bachi k ronay ki awaz ayi! hospital k kareeb baithay parinday darr k maaray urr kr bhaag gy! yh thein hamari Hoorain Apoo jo k nurse k hands me apna gala phaar phaar k ro rhein thein! Doctors ne check up kia tau pta chala k hoorain apoo k galay me speaker k sath sath woofers b fitted thay jis ki wajah se unki awaz itni oonchi thi k poora hospital sir pe utha lia tha :))
Waqt guzarta gya and saath saath hamari hoorain apoo MASHALLAH! se pooray 1 saal ki ho gaein! ALLAH bakhshay inki Marhoom Nakar-dadi (inki dadi ki dadi) kaha krtien thein Iss kurri jaisi shararti aur chalak bachi unhon ne aj tk nahi daikhi :p aur unhon ne he inhain Kachu masi k laqab se nawaza tha jo aj in ka dosra name hai!​
Aik saal ki umer me abb choonkay hoorain apoo chalna seikh chuki thein tau yh apni 11 number ki gaari pe uthtay sath pooray ghar k doray pe nikal jatein. Nasthay k baad aba ji k jootay chupa daina ta k woh office na ja skein and pichay se paani ka main nakla band kr daina ta k bartan na dhul skein inn ki pasandeeda sharartoon me se thein!​
Khanay me mosoofa desi ghee ka halwa and makhan k chupray huay parathay shokk se khatien thein aur bila mazaiqa 2 tau chatt kr jatien thein jaise yh aik rupee wali toffee jitnay halkay hain.​
Waqt guzarnay k saath saath hoorain apoo 3 saal ki ho gaein and abb gali muhallay me larkon k sath baqaida cricket khelnay lg gai. Kia gazab ki batsman thien! agarcha bat ulta pakrtein thein magar chakkay aise lgati jaise lara se training leti rhein hon gali k sab chotay chotay larkay inn se tang thay kyon k hamesha out honay pe rondi marti thein and bari na daitien thein. Chunachay aik din sb ne inhain mil k cricket khilanay se inkaar kr dia. jis k ra'de amal me inhon ne gali k larkon ki apnay ghar anay wali hr ball gayab kr di aur larkon ko inhain dobara se khilanay ka faisla krna para.​
Mosoof ko shuru se he kisi partner ki talash thi jo inn k sath mil k badmaashi kr skay! Yh khuwab hoorain apoo ka tb poora hua Jb ALLAH ne inhain aik pari jaisi bhen aayat se nawaza. Jis din aayat iss dunia me ayien smjho hoorain apoo ki tau dilli tammana poori ho gai! Uss din khushi k maaray hoorain apoo ne 2 kilo laddo and 1 kilo jaleebi noosh farmai! tb ja k kahein ghar walay kuch muhallay me baant skay!​
Waqt guzarnay k sath sath hoorain apoo ki sohbat me aayat b bhari ho gai! mil k gali k larkon ki balls chupa lena and out honay pe baari na daina inn ka shaiwa ban gya! aayat ne b dil lga k hoorain apoo se tamaam gurr seekhay and yh b kaafi trained badmaash ban gai!​
Mosoof leg pulling ki bachpan se maahir thein! aik baar jb yh 10 saal ki huien tau inhon ne pohri (seehri) lga k chatt pe charhna start kr dia ta k pooray muhallay pe nazar rakh skein! in ki issi aadat se tang aa k in ki big cousin aik din in k agay seehri pe khari ho gaein and inhain rasta nahi dia jis per inhon ne bechari ki leg pulling kr k unahin thru (kheinch) k pohri se neechay utar dia and tb se inhain leg pulling me kaamaal haasil hogya!​
TM pe anay k baad se inhon ne hr thread me apnay kamaalaat k johar dikhaye hain! and koi b bnda in ki leg pulling se na bach ska! yahan tk k tariq saeed and wasif safi bhai tau inn se baiqaada leg pulling ki classess letay thay!​
AJ MASHALLAH! hoorain apoo TM ka aik ehm hissa hain! jin k bghair TM ka hr baasi moo khol k baasiyaan leta hain and bore hota hai!​
Humari dua hai k yh Hamesha Khush rahein and hansti muskarati sb k chehron pe khushiyaan bikhairtien rahein! Ameen!​
Next On Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyaan: Nelly​
hahahahahahahah :)) :)) :))

Kiya baat hai choco tere qalam ki ..... Yeh toh bas trailer tha apoo kay baaray me :D .... Boht hi acha likha too much funny ;)
 
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Asalam O Alaikum!​
Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​
Kaise hain TM wasio? kuch wajoohaat ki bina pe me ne articles likhnay se resign kr dia tha! per kuch pur khaloos logon ki farmaish pe aj phir apnay qalam ko uthanay ki jasarat kr rha hoon! Umeed krta hoon ap sb ko pasand aye ga!​
Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Hoorain
Abb se kaafi saal pehlay ki baat hai yakam january ki thanda din tha parinday chah chaha rhay thay k yak dam hospital se kisi bachi k ronay ki awaz ayi! hospital k kareeb baithay parinday darr k maaray urr kr bhaag gy! yh thein hamari Hoorain Apoo jo k nurse k hands me apna gala phaar phaar k ro rhein thein! Doctors ne check up kia tau pta chala k hoorain apoo k galay me speaker k sath sath woofers b fitted thay jis ki wajah se unki awaz itni oonchi thi k poora hospital sir pe utha lia tha :))
Waqt guzarta gya and saath saath hamari hoorain apoo MASHALLAH! se pooray 1 saal ki ho gaein! ALLAH bakhshay inki Marhoom Nakar-dadi (inki dadi ki dadi) kaha krtien thein Iss kurri jaisi shararti aur chalak bachi unhon ne aj tk nahi daikhi :p aur unhon ne he inhain Kachu masi k laqab se nawaza tha jo aj in ka dosra name hai!​
Aik saal ki umer me abb choonkay hoorain apoo chalna seikh chuki thein tau yh apni 11 number ki gaari pe uthtay sath pooray ghar k doray pe nikal jatein. Nasthay k baad aba ji k jootay chupa daina ta k woh office na ja skein and pichay se paani ka main nakla band kr daina ta k bartan na dhul skein inn ki pasandeeda sharartoon me se thein!​
Khanay me mosoofa desi ghee ka halwa and makhan k chupray huay parathay shokk se khatien thein aur bila mazaiqa 2 tau chatt kr jatien thein jaise yh aik rupee wali toffee jitnay halkay hain.​
Waqt guzarnay k saath saath hoorain apoo 3 saal ki ho gaein and abb gali muhallay me larkon k sath baqaida cricket khelnay lg gai. Kia gazab ki batsman thien! agarcha bat ulta pakrtein thein magar chakkay aise lgati jaise lara se training leti rhein hon gali k sab chotay chotay larkay inn se tang thay kyon k hamesha out honay pe rondi marti thein and bari na daitien thein. Chunachay aik din sb ne inhain mil k cricket khilanay se inkaar kr dia. jis k ra'de amal me inhon ne gali k larkon ki apnay ghar anay wali hr ball gayab kr di aur larkon ko inhain dobara se khilanay ka faisla krna para.​
Mosoof ko shuru se he kisi partner ki talash thi jo inn k sath mil k badmaashi kr skay! Yh khuwab hoorain apoo ka tb poora hua Jb ALLAH ne inhain aik pari jaisi bhen aayat se nawaza. Jis din aayat iss dunia me ayien smjho hoorain apoo ki tau dilli tammana poori ho gai! Uss din khushi k maaray hoorain apoo ne 2 kilo laddo and 1 kilo jaleebi noosh farmai! tb ja k kahein ghar walay kuch muhallay me baant skay!​
Waqt guzarnay k sath sath hoorain apoo ki sohbat me aayat b bhari ho gai! mil k gali k larkon ki balls chupa lena and out honay pe baari na daina inn ka shaiwa ban gya! aayat ne b dil lga k hoorain apoo se tamaam gurr seekhay and yh b kaafi trained badmaash ban gai!​
Mosoof leg pulling ki bachpan se maahir thein! aik baar jb yh 10 saal ki huien tau inhon ne pohri (seehri) lga k chatt pe charhna start kr dia ta k pooray muhallay pe nazar rakh skein! in ki issi aadat se tang aa k in ki big cousin aik din in k agay seehri pe khari ho gaein and inhain rasta nahi dia jis per inhon ne bechari ki leg pulling kr k unahin thru (kheinch) k pohri se neechay utar dia and tb se inhain leg pulling me kaamaal haasil hogya!​
TM pe anay k baad se inhon ne hr thread me apnay kamaalaat k johar dikhaye hain! and koi b bnda in ki leg pulling se na bach ska! yahan tk k tariq saeed and wasif safi bhai tau inn se baiqaada leg pulling ki classess letay thay!​
AJ MASHALLAH! hoorain apoo TM ka aik ehm hissa hain! jin k bghair TM ka hr baasi moo khol k baasiyaan leta hain and bore hota hai!​
Humari dua hai k yh Hamesha Khush rahein and hansti muskarati sb k chehron pe khushiyaan bikhairtien rahein! Ameen!​
Next On Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyaan: Nelly​
omg hahahhaha {(laugh)} awesomeeee :-bd
 
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Itna Lamba kaun perhay ga....? 8-|
Itna mazedaar hai ap parhein tau sahih /:)

{(moc)}cricket waaaaah wo bhi larkoon ko tang kr k {}{43r5 @hoorain and nice thread @ChoCo achi information li hai :D
han ji ;))

JazakALLAH!


hahahahahahahah :)) :)) :))

Kiya baat hai choco tere qalam ki ..... Yeh toh bas trailer tha apoo kay baaray me :D .... Boht hi acha likha too much funny ;)
hahaha :)) plans na bta :)) hoorain apoo khabardaar ho jaein gein :))

omg hahahhaha {(laugh)} awesomeeee :-bd
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